👏 YOU 👏 MIGHT 👏 HAVE 👏 (DOT) 👏 FUN 👏
😷 BE 🧼👏 SAFE 😷 OUT 🧼👏 THERE 😷
🦠 Mics may be on hiatus due to COVID 🦠
🕐 All times P.M. 🕐 Central Time Zone 🕐
👆 Touch 👆 or 🖱 click 🖱 blocks for locations. 🗺
| 🕐 | Fort Worth | Dallas | Denton | Online | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | Early Signup Online Prev. Tues.—Sun.Chocolate Secrets 🎶5m | |||||||
| 6:30 | ||||||||
| 7 | Sue Ellen's Signup | Phil Up Signup | Open Mic Mondays 🎶 | |||||
| 7:30 | ||||||||
| 8 | GretchYo Show @ Sue Ellen's 24x 5-7m | Monday Open Mic @ Phil Up Station (Lewisville) | Hat Tricks Signup | |||||
| 9 | Mad Hatter Signup | |||||||
| 9:30 | Mad Hatter | LYMO Signup | Hat Tricks (Lewisville) 🍕💸5m | |||||
| 10 | On Hiatus Laugh Your MASS Off @ Main at Southside 🐱15x 5m | |||||||
| 11 | ||||||||
🍺 = Free drink after set
🍕 = Free pizza for comics
💸 = Cash raffle for comics
🐱 = Earns you extra time at Pay Your Dues
| 🕐 | Fort Worthish | Dallasish | Denton | Online | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5:30 | Headspace and Timing 5m | |||||||||||||
| 6 | Arlington Improv Signup | |||||||||||||
| 7 | One Love Signup | Email Signup Prev. Wed. Arlington Improv 4m | Jokes & Jams Signup | Will Call it Comedy @ Will Call Bar 😷👴 | LOL @ Lakeview Signup | |||||||||
| 7:30 | STFU Signup (Cutoff at 9) | The Library 4m | ||||||||||||
| 8 | One Love Lounge (Arlington) 🎶 | On Hiatus STFU @ Twilite Lounge FW 🍺⭐🐱️5m | $5 Cover The Dock Bookshop 🎶 | VFW Post 6111 (Arlington) 🎶 | GretchYo Signup | Jokes & Jams @ Allure | LOL @ Lakeview | Hula Hut Signup | ||||||
| 8:30 | Hooligan's Signup | Boss Comedy Signup | Laughs on the Lake @ Hula Hut 🍺5-7m | |||||||||||
| 9 | The Open Minded Mic @ Hooligan's Pub (Arlington) 7m | GretchYo Show @ British Beverage Co. ☕️24x 5-7m | Boss Comedy @ Hub Streat (Plano) 5-7m | |||||||||||
| 10 | Lola's Trailer Park 🎶 | |||||||||||||
🍺 = Free drink after set
☕️ = Free coffee
🎶 = Mixed open mic (Music, Poetry, etc)
⭐️ = Featured slot available
🐱 = Earns you extra time at Pay Your Dues
😷 = Mask required
👴 = Venue is 21+
| 🕐 | Fort Worthish | Dallasish | Denton | |||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5:30 | Hyena's Signup | |||||||||||||
| 6:30 | A Ramblin Rose Signup | |||||||||||||
| 7 | Poetic Noise Signup | |||||||||||||
| 7:30 | Quack Me Up Signup | Bodega | Hyena's Doors | A Ramblin Rose (Rowlett) 🎶 | Flying Saucer Signup | Extra time for attending Monna's 🐱 other mics Pay Your Dues @ Vetted Well (Alamo Drafthouse) | ||||||||
| 8 | Quack Me Up @ The Wounded Duck | Poetic Noise @arthouse 🎶 | Hyena's Dallas 4m | Frankie's Underground 🎶 | $5 Cover 90's Open Mic & Karaoke @ Club Odyssey 🎶 | Flying Saucer 5-7m | Ross & Hall Signup | |||||||
| 8:30 | Fairmount Signup | Craft & Growler Signup | ||||||||||||
| 9 | Fairmount & Friends @ Upper 90 on College 🎶🍺📸 | Playground Signup | Craft & Growler 🍕 | GretchYo Show @ Ross & Hall 5-7m | ||||||||||
| 9:30 | LOL Wednesdays @ Playground Bar 6m | ZaLaugh's Signup (Plano) | Stan's Signup | |||||||||||
| 10 | ZaLaugh's @ ZaLat Pizza (Plano) | Stan's Blue Note | ||||||||||||
| 10:30 | Not Normal @ Killer's Tacos 10-15m | |||||||||||||
📸 = Monthly photo shoot drawing
🍺 = Free drink after set
🍕 = Free pizza for comics
🎶 = Mixed open mic
| 🕐 | Fort Worthish | Dallas | Denton | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6:30 | Killer's Tacos Signup | ||||||
| 7 | Strokers Signup | Tavern on the Square (Garland) | Killer's Tacos | ||||
| 7:30 | Hooligan's Signup | Strokers 🍺 | |||||
| 8 | Dr. Jeckyll's Comedy Night | Hooligan's Pub (Arlington) | |||||
| 8:15 | Backdoor Comedy Club 👶3m | ||||||
| 9 | |||||||
| 9:45 | Hyena's FW (after pro show) | ||||||
🍺 = Free drink after set
👶 = Clean material only
| 🕐 | FW | Dallasish | Denton | Online |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7:30 | ||||
| 8 | Triple the Laughs @ Ben's Triple B 5m | Hyena's Pro Show | ||
| 8:30 | Convenient Comedy Signups | |||
| 9 | Hyena's Signup | Convenient Comedy @ Midway Craft House | ||
| 10 | Signup Tues. @ 11PMRampantly Red Mic 20x 5m | |||
| 10:30 | Hyena's Plano |
🍺 = Free drink after set
| 🕐 | Fort Worthish |
|---|---|
| 7 | All Apologies @ Rudy's actual backyard |
| 🕐 | FW | Dallas | Denton | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2:30 | Addison Improv Doors | |||
| 3 | Email Signup Prev. Mon. — Thur.Addison Improv 😷 x20 | |||
| 6:30 | Almost a Comic Signup | Bearded Monk Signup | ||
| 7 | On Hiatus Almost a Comic @ Armoury D.E. | Bearded Monk | ||
| 8 | ||||
| 8:30 | One Nostalgia Signup | |||
| 9 | One Nostalgia Tavern 7m | |||
| 10 | Big Iron Signup | |||
| 10:30 | The Big Iron @ Dusty's Bar & Grill | |||
| 11 | ||||
🎁 = Prizes for best comics
😷 = Mask required
☠️ Dallas Comedy House
⚰️ Houston St.
💀 Inwood Tavern
👻 Noble Rey Brewing Company
👻 Our Glass
💀 Stan's Lakeview Drafthouse
☠️ The Grotto
☠️ The Tin Panther
⚰️ Urban Cowboy
🍷 Wine Squared
💀 Woodtop Tavern
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